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i'm going down to sleep at the bottom of the ocean

('cause i couldn't let go when the water hit the setting sun)

7/14/07 04:12 pm - im back

that was fun.
but, i gained 452045 pounds, because my grandma is 100% italian, enough said.
no, seriously, i gained a belt notch and a half in one freaking week.

i wanted to hang out with nick today, but since he's all "im responsible and i have a job and blah" im stuck drinking tea, sitting my lazy fat ass on the couch, and quite possibly interupting my normal documentaries with a harry potter movie marathon.
perhaps me and nick can chill tomorrow.

so, according to sams brother (the going-into-college one, not the college one), the fifth movie sucks, and i can't see why it won't.  they cut the twins' utterly gorgeous hair, and that obviously cannot bode well for the rest of the movie.

but im still hopeful for the seventh book (oneweekyay), because i think that harry & voldie die, because apparently 2 characters die, one main character included (although maybe thats referring to voldie), and sirius comes back, which leads me to believe that harry either takes sirius's place OR harry dies and reunites with his parents.  i think that i am going to cry an incredible amount.

okay, ill stop being a harry potter nerd and end on 
me: "how would eating those make him have to go the bathroom?"
sam:"hullo!?!?! PEE-nuts!!!"

7/4/07 06:05 pm - you've got some spinach in your teeth

blasdell fireworks were sort of a let down actually.
i mean, i had a lot of fun, but the actual fireworks weren't as good as previous years.
but sam came, and we watched the trains go by in a mesmorized stupor, listened to good music coming out of someones house, and walked to the store and bought phish food ice cream and half baked ice cream,  and then my mother randomly insisted that she spend the night.
so she did.
and that is my story.

whatever, today is the definition of gloom.  im going to go eat until i puke, because unfortunately i feel extreme hunger as well as extreme nasuea.

peace
-lauren

p.s. borders book store is the most infuriating store that i have ever had the displeasure of stepping into.  i want to open a book store - id know what was acceptable and what was COMPLETELY STUPID.
p.p.s. target likes to sell barbie clothes that don't actually fit your barbies.  4.99 down the toilet.  i could've spent that on voltaire's book.  
p.p.p.s.  sam and i are going to live together in a cottage on the beach with my grandma and brother for a week.  well, shes leaving next tuesday, but i am staying for a week.  i am quite excited.  (hopefully i can still catch a ride to moe.!)

7/2/07 09:42 pm - im worried about frank!!

frank never forgets to post new sunday secrets!
something bad must've happened to him!

what on earth will i do without postsecret?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

7/2/07 04:12 pm - swain/spook

yesterday, i went to hornell, and from there we went to a cook-out in swain, which is an incredibly beautiful and quaint town made up of two streets.  the post office is a little bigger than an outhouse, and the bar is the biggest building in the town (because, obviously, there can't be that much to do).  my great aunt & uncle (who is the definition of a redneck, and not in a bad way either) live right next to the bar and the traintracks, and as we were leaving the train went by, and a couple of people came out of their houses to watch it.  clearly, it was the entertainment center of the town.  there was this huge huge huge hill ('raddlesnake hill") surrounding swain, and when you opened up the door, that was all that you saw - the vibrant green hill, the bar (where you could tell that it was a place for the regulars, where "everybody knows your name...."), and the sky.  and it smelt great too- like a farm, without the poop.

on the way home i persuaded my mom to take a detour - to the supposedly extremely haunted goodleburg cemetary[the discovery channel even included it in a documentary, if that counts for anything].  she met up with her friend who lived a couple of roads from where we got lost, (who makes quite the commute to work everyday).  he drove us to the cemetary, and we walked around.  it was super small, EXTREMELY vandalized, and it didnt seem too spooky there, until we got home and did some research on it.

we realized some  weird coincidences, but it was probably just in our minds.  apparently, an abortion doctor in the 1800s, dr. goodleburg, illicitly performed many abortions on women(my mom noticed how many women's graves there were, and how they said "wife of...", like the women were possessions) he burried the aborted fetuses in 1-2 feet deep unmarked graves(there were tones of small, unmarked stones), and the same with women who didn't survive the procedure  (supposedly he also threw them in the pond, but i read somewhere that it was created 3 years ago).  he then hanged himself on a nearby pine tree before his trial.  supposedly, hellhounds roam the area and feed on bones from the shallow graves, which is weird, because my there was a dog barking, probably from the nearby house, and my mom joked around about 'hounds from hell', something she'd never say.   there have been recordings of a woman saying "wheres my baby", and dozens of pictures with orbs and faces, but obviously its easy to imagine and pick a face out of a stone wall and a bunch of weeds in the dark. 

picture time!


Goodleberg Cemetery


i cant say that i believe in ghosts, but it was really fun and exciting to go.
well, i must get ready to go to softball, and this is a game i, for some reason, really want to play.
peace <3


6/30/07 04:35 pm - horny town

tomorrow i am going to hornell 
yay

but, in keeping with the theme of constantly posting inane things on my new account, here is a survey(to be answered in pictures) that i nabbed from heather, who stole it from someone else.

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1) Who are you?

2) Where were you born?

3) Where do you live now?

4) Where do you wish you were?

5) What does your room look like?

6) Who are you in love with?
  
7) Who is your best friend?

8) Who do you miss and not hangout with enough?

9) What is your favorite band/singer?

[note=this is in reference to zeppelin, not to bobby's solo days]
10) What is your favorite movie?

11) What makes you happy?
           
12) What is your favorite sport?

13) What is your favorite pair of shoes?

14) Do you have any bad habits?

15) What is your favorite drink?

16) What do you believe in?

17) What is your favorite smell?

18) What is your favorite fruit?

19) What are your plans for the future?
or
20) What or who are you thinking about right now?

21) Who is your hero?

22) What is the last movie you watched?


6/30/07 09:39 am - can you shindig it?

i went to a party last night, and it reminded me of why i try to shy away from large groups of people.  everyone acts as if they are a rare species of northeastern poultry that feeds on pure attention and gossip, and there is just so much going on, and you feel as if you should be doing something, like kicking a ball or eating, and if you are just standing there you are an IDIOT.  notimetothink, NO, you have to talk to everyone and be entertaining and energetic and FUN!  you must be everything to everyone, and that is tiring and stupid.

it frustrates me so much, i act so differently in a large group, and not for the better.

but, whatever, and (as much as im for the peace and the love) i want to rip out 'her' epiglottis, fry it, and feed it to my dog.  no wait, i wouldn't want my beloved dog to get chlamydia! 

okay, since i have nothing positive - or important - to say, 
i'll stop talking.

p.s. last night was a blue moon, and the clouds were incredible, and fireflies are cute, silly, and entertaining creatures.

6/29/07 01:59 pm - *insert random assortment of letters and symbols used to indicate frustration or anxiety*



come sleep on the beach
keep within my reach
i just want to die with you here-
i'm feeling so high with you near.
i'm wet and i'm cold
but thank god i ain't old
i should have split home at fifteen
why didn't i ever say what i mean?
there's a story that the grass is so green,
what did i see?
where have i been?


nothing is planned by the sea and the sand...





dear lauren:
stop feeling bad for yourself, you stupid, silly, annoying girl.
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